
i got this e-mail the other day lmao
MR WILLIAM HOWARD. VERY URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL MAIL TO YOU
Dear Friend,
An Iraqi by name HAFFEZ AL SADIQUE made a fixed deposit of $7.5m usd in my bank branch (Citi Bank Plc London 3 Hanover Square, W1S 1HD London)
where am the Bank Manager and Mr Haffez Al Sadique is an Iraqi Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the British Petroleum
Corporation and he died with his entire family in the war leaving behind no next of kin,all my effort to locate any next of kin prove abortive,am ready to share the fund 50/50 with you if you choose to stand as the deceased next of kin in my bank.
I have secured from the probate, an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.
if you are interested,please mail me at the address below:
mr.williamhoward.uk$gmail.com
Telephone:+44 7$457$7665.
Yours Truly,
Mr William Howard.
lmao
like i'm going to do that lol
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